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A delicatessen where the fish is fresh, the cheese is questionable, and the staff are always hungry.

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Gift Voucher, One Fish
£10.00
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Luxury Hamper, Everything In It
Rated 5.00 out of 5
Original price was: £65.00.Current price is: £55.00.
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Fish Finger Platter, Arranged Beautifully
£12.00
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Anchovy Paste Tube
£4.50
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Aged Kibble, Seven Years in the Cask
Rated 2.00 out of 5
£16.00
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Gourmet Mouse Pate
£7.00
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Prawn Crackers, Crunchy
£3.00
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Cheese Board, Nibbled Corner
Rated 3.00 out of 5
Original price was: £24.00.Current price is: £19.00.
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On sale (not that you can buy it)

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Cheese Board, Nibbled Corner
Rated 3.00 out of 5
Original price was: £24.00.Current price is: £19.00.
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Luxury Hamper, Everything In It
Rated 5.00 out of 5
Original price was: £65.00.Current price is: £55.00.
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Sardine Selection Box
Rated 5.00 out of 5
Price range: £14.00 through £23.00
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Smoked Salmon Slice, Guarded
Rated 5.00 out of 5
Original price was: £9.50.Current price is: £7.50.
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Satirical demo shop. Every item is out of stock, because the staff ate the lot.